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The Sea of Stars

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R/J Drabble
SMJadeite in Exile - dark_branwen
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Jadeite groaned. If Pluto had been honest and told him that his first assignment on being reawakened would involve being klonked on the head by a possessed Mars, he had to be honest, he might have turned the whole thing down. She was beautiful but surely no woman was worth the feeling that your head was being split in two?

He opened one eye and saw her standing over him, breathing hard. How to persuade someone who had killed you once before and could quite easily do it again that killling you was a bad idea? The fact that he could be easily resurrected was not at all comforting, he would come back looking like something off a barbecue grill. He really hoped that the cave youma hadn't turnd her into some sort of cannibal. This could get nasty.

"Mars," he began, wincing as she bent down and dragged him to his feet, "you don't want to do this."

"Yes," she breathed, "yes, I do."

Before Jadeite could do anything, let alone protest, she pulled his face towards her and kissed him. Well, it wasn't really a kiss so much as a mashing of lips but his erection didn't seem to care about that. He wasn't sure what the hell was going on but he no longer cared. She shoved him against the wall, hands grabbing at the bottom of his tunic, grunting something which sounded like "Get this off". It really was unfair. Any other time, he would have already had her up against the wall, but he had to make a token effort to resist, since she was under a spell and all. He grabbed her wrists and pulled them up, forcing her to look at him.

"Mars, baby, you know I want you," he said, thinking he might as well be truthful since she could already feel the evidence, "but I don't want our first time to be in a dark, smelly cave where a youma could interrupt us. And the other senshi are also in here and I definitely don't want THEM interrupting, especially since they'll probably think I'm raping you and cut off my balls without a second thought."

"Oh..." She looked down and frowned. "Definitely don't want that. I need them."

"I need them, too," he agreed, "so let's just kill the youma, get out of here, find somewhere private and continue this there, yeah?"

She looked up at him and pouted. This, more than anything, told him she wasn't in her right mind. Mars never pouted, she had too much pride. "But I want you," she said sadly.

Jadeite was now convinced that the universe was a sadist. The words he'd always wanted to hear and he had to ignore them. "I know, but we have to go and fight now," he said, praying that her love of battle would overwhelm this spell-induced lust and simultaneously praying that it wouldn't and that she'd throw him to the floor and ride him like a cowgirl.

Mars blinked. "Fight," she said slowly, savouring the word. "Yes. Fight!" She turned and vanished into the darkness, already preparing a Fire Arrow.

Jadeite's knees gave out and he slumped to the floor. Never mind the youma, he was going to die of frustration.

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Definitely easier to read and savour as a proper entry than crammed among LJ post comments, isn't it? ;D
Well, I laready expressed my love for this and my delight for having contributed (sort of XD) to a plotbunny. Gotta love cavewoman!Rei + blueballs of a chivalrous Jadeite :DDD

I might bash out a sequel over the weekend, depending on whether there's enough demand. 0:)

*hands midnight snack tray* yes madam, you're correct both about the time and the place ^_^ . Lately I have weekends at home all for myself, so I exploit them for some more drawing and ficcage I wouldn't be able to churn out otherwise. Late nights are good for my smut production too XD.

LOLOLOL 'frustration'? Nobody has died of blue balls just yet, Jade might be setting a precedent here :)

Loved it!!!

*hacks*
YOU ALIVE <33333 *dons Zoi!wig, drags Lils into cave*

I just love anything where Jadeite gets molested by Mars... even if it's because she's possessed... especially if she's possessed. Especially if she remembers this later.

Hilarious!

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE! *GLOMPS* So good to see you. And I'm pretty sure she'll remember SOMETHING.

Well that's one way to defeat an enemy!

Ho shit, if anything called for a "Fuck My Life" entry, this would be it.


"My ex whom I once killed in a past life and who I've been pining for just tried to rip off my pants and fuck me senseless but I had to turn her down because she's possessed. Balls are permanently blue. FML."

I need them, too," he agreed

A million times: HA!!!!! Can't disagree with homeboy!

Great, awesome characterization, especially the part about Mars never pouting. Glad to see you're writing again!! Welcome back!

Re: Well that's one way to defeat an enemy!

HA, yeah, I summed in up in elianthos's journal as ""Girl I've always wanted told me that she wanted me. The bad news? She was under a spell. Fuck my life."

I need them, too," he agreed

A million times: HA!!!!! Can't disagree with homeboy!


They are quite necessary for what she wants to do, after all. *smirk*

Great, awesome characterization, especially the part about Mars never pouting. Glad to see you're writing again!! Welcome back!

I wasn't aware that I'd been away. Unless you're talking about the dead laptop? But thanks!

You say you need prodding to continue this?

Consider yourself prodded!

Ha, this is awesome. Poor Jadeite! I love his reasoning for getting her to stop. "I'll lose my balls!"

Thank you! And it's a very good reason. ;)

It was fun to see Mars so out of character, and Jadeite having to be the responsible one. And I have to agree with VO, that it was a perfect Fuck My Life entry.

*LOL* Yeah, I enjoyed writing her so straightforward and lustful. Poor Jadeite, having to turn that down.

Man, oh man. Poor Jadeite. He has to REFUSE Mars. And we all know he doesn't want to, but he HAS to. Bet he is cursing the angel on his side while the devil is hitting him over the head over his chivalry.

Ah, yes. Please continue onward. Make Jadeite proud, er, suffer for his "meal" or "prize", whichever you prefer to call it.

Yes, it's one of the worst positions I could put him in. It's the long term versus the short term: in the short term, he would have the most amazing sex of his life and then be severely beaten for it by Uranus and Jupiter, then lose Mars's trust forever after the spell was lifted; in the long term, he might - MIGHT - get the amazing sex without the downside. Possibly.

I will try and get a sequel done but I'm not promising anything. :)

ahahaha! that sucks for Jadeite! or maybe it would be better if it did suck... hm. ha. Fuck My Life indeed. Total role switch for this couple.

I liked the idea of the role switch. It's what makes the drabble so much fun.

This is so hilarious, not least because when Mars wakes up from this she is going to be hugely embarrassed and therefore likely to be pissed off...


Poor Jadeite and his blue blue balls....

Wicked funny, it really is. HA! I need them too

Well, if she remembers anything. ;) Thanks for commenting, glad you enjoyed it.

Poor Jadeite; he's so torn. But I love Mars' portrayal, if only because it's so different from how we normally see her. She's witty! And horny! And wants to fight somebody!

I think Mars can be witty but she never allows herself to be horny. It all gets channelled into aggression.

LOL Oh Rei... And Jadeite is going to be a mashed up pile of sexymanliness when she gets her head back on straight.

My favorite line: "I know, but we have to go and fight now," he said, praying that her love of battle would overwhelm this spell-induced lust and simultaneously praying that it wouldn't and that she'd throw him to the floor and ride him like a cowgirl.

If only.

Yeah, poor Jadeite, doomed to have his fantasies unfulfilled. ;) Thanks for commenting and pointing out your favourite part!

*laughs*
Poor, poor Jadeite. His balls must have turned blue by now.

Yes, this is a true FML moment. But THANK YOU for commenting on so many of my stories. :D There's a sequel to this one, have you found it yet?

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