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The Sea of Stars

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Worst.Prose.Ever.
Laughter - fizzlingwhizbee
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Everybody on my flist needs to read this. I have read my share of Mills & Boon novels. I have read Virginia Andrews. But nothing - NOTHING - I have read in my life compares to the quality of this prose, which is so bad that it has inverted the space-time continuum and come out 'good'. When I say 'good', I mean it's hilarious. If you thought Stephenie Meyer was bad... this is worse i.e. even funnier. And I honestly didn't think that was possible.

Read it and weep... with laughter
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*ahem* It could sadly be worse....

Here is the Amazon review (I hope you can open it - if not I'll put the text in comments)
http://www.amazon.com/review/R1LPA5YOND6TGD/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm

This is his website - you've been warned....
http://www.aaronscryptofgorgothica.com/page5.html

Oh WOW. That is truly awful! Though I still think the previous one wins for the sheer amount of ridiculous similes.

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