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The Sea of Stars

Water-stained pages, pebbles and traces of stardust


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Worst.Prose.Ever.
Laughter - fizzlingwhizbee
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Everybody on my flist needs to read this. I have read my share of Mills & Boon novels. I have read Virginia Andrews. But nothing - NOTHING - I have read in my life compares to the quality of this prose, which is so bad that it has inverted the space-time continuum and come out 'good'. When I say 'good', I mean it's hilarious. If you thought Stephenie Meyer was bad... this is worse i.e. even funnier. And I honestly didn't think that was possible.

Read it and weep... with laughter
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Another friend of mine linked to that... it's sooooo hilariously awful. I mean, how could they keep going like that for two whole pages!?!

Honey, the whole BOOK is like that, if you read the LJ entry. She actually scanned the next four pages to prove it!

I was too frightened to read more.

But it gets even BETTER (I mean, worse).

Even WORSE? Now I'm actually kind of tempted...

"The muscles in her legs were like hungry anacondas."

That's ALL I'm going to say. XD

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