Everybody on my flist needs to read this. I have read my share of Mills & Boon novels. I have read Virginia Andrews. But nothing - NOTHING - I have read in my life compares to the quality of this prose, which is so bad that it has inverted the space-time continuum and come out 'good'. When I say 'good', I mean it's hilarious. If you thought Stephenie Meyer was bad... this is worse i.e. even funnier. And I honestly didn't think that was possible.